custos veritatis, subversor corruptionis



BITCHES IT'S ODIN.
I'M A HORSE WHO CAN TRANSFORM INTO SHIT, AND THEN I'LL ZAP YOUR ASS WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT.
OH, AND I'M LIGHTNING'S EIDOLON.
NOT HER BITCH.
HER EIDOLON.
STICK THAT INTO YOUR GUNBLADE AND SHOOT.

though, thanks to an anon's magical abilities i now have the ability to transform into a human. my human form is quite different than my original form, though i think a few people have trouble remembering that...

SUP BITCHES AND HOS

WELL IT LOOKS LIKE MY TIME HERE IS UP.

GOT BIGGER THINGS TO TAKE CARE OF AT THE MOMENT, AKA SOME WHINY ASS HUMAN BITCHES NEED MY HELP SOMEWHERE SO I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO GO TO THEM.

PUSSIES.

IT’S BEEN FUN, EVEN IF THE MAJORITY OF YOU ARE WEIRD.

WEIRD IN A GOOD WAY.

WHATEVER. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

I’D TELL BAHAMUT TO BEHAVE HIMSELF BUT HE’S GOT SHELINDA SO I’M NOT TOO WORRIED ABOUT THAT.

I GUESS THE ONE PERSON I SHOULD BE TELLING TO BEHAVE IS LIGHTNING.

BITCH IF YOU SUMMON ME TO OPEN ONE MORE JAR OF NUTELLA I SWEAR TO ETRO I WILL IGNORE ANY FUTURE CRIES FOR HELP FROM YOU FROM NOW ON.

ANYWAY, I GOTTA HEAD OUT OF HERE. WORLDS TO SAVE AND SHIT.

LATER.

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steadysword: … A gifT. SWEET. BLING.

steadysword:

… A gifT.

SWEET.

BLING.

Posted December 25, 2011 at 8:58 pm 1 notes

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santamut:

YUP.

HM. RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.

(Source: cutusapath)

Posted December 24, 2011 at 1:10 am 20 notes

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santamut:

cutusapath:

santamut:

HEH, WHATEVER. I STILL KNOW YOU’RE A GOOD FRIEND WHO WILL COME THROUGH FOR ME.

*SNORTS*

YEAH, YEAH…

-SMIRKS-

I DON’T SEE YOU DENYING IT. SO STOP YOUR BITCHING AND GET BACK ON BOARD.

I KNOW, I KNOW.

SO DO WE HAVE ALL OF THE PRESENTS SO FAR?

Posted December 24, 2011 at 1:07 am 20 notes

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santamut:

HEH, WHATEVER. I STILL KNOW YOU’RE A GOOD FRIEND WHO WILL COME THROUGH FOR ME.

*SNORTS*

YEAH, YEAH…

(Source: cutusapath)

Posted December 24, 2011 at 1:01 am 20 notes

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santamut:

cutusapath:

WHO SAID I AGREED TO THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

THE FACT THAT YOU’VE BEEN EAGER TO HELP ME DESPITE YOUR BITCHING, EVEN THOUGH I NEVER ASKED YOU.

I WAS NEVER EAGER TO HELP. I JUST…GRUDGINGLY WENT WITH THE FLOW.

YEAH, THAT’S IT.

Posted December 24, 2011 at 12:56 am 20 notes

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santamut:

cutusapath:

HA-HA. VERY FUNNY.

YOU’RE LUCKY WE’RE FRIENDS.

I WOULD’VE STOMPED ON YOUR ASS A LONG TIME AGO.

IF WE WEREN’T FRIENDS YOU WOULDN’T HAVE AGREED TO THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE.

WHO SAID I AGREED TO THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

Posted December 24, 2011 at 12:55 am 20 notes

tsunami-smash a réagi à votre billet : tsunami-smash a réagi à votre billet : *STARES AT…

… WHY ARE YOU PULLING THE SLEIGH?

BECAUSE BAHAMUT’S AN IDIOT AND HE COULDN’T JUST WRANGLE UP A FEW FLYING DEER TO DO THE JOB FOR HIM.

HE DECIDED TO USE ME AS HIS GODDAMN SLEIGH PULLER EVEN THOUGH HE NEVER REALLY ASKED ME. HE KIND OF JUST ANNOUNCED IT.

Posted December 24, 2011 at 12:54 am

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santamut:

cutusapath:

THERE’S TONS OF FUN.

THEY GET THEIR PRESENTS WHILE I GET TO STAY WARM AND COZY INDOORS.

IT’S A WIN-WIN SITUATION.

I CAN SET YOU ON FIRE. WILL THAT KEEP YOU WARM?

HA-HA. VERY FUNNY.

YOU’RE LUCKY WE’RE FRIENDS.

I WOULD’VE STOMPED ON YOUR ASS A LONG TIME AGO.

Posted December 24, 2011 at 12:52 am 20 notes