February 2012
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SUP BITCHES AND HOS
WELL IT LOOKS LIKE MY TIME HERE IS UP.
GOT BIGGER THINGS TO TAKE CARE OF AT THE MOMENT, AKA SOME WHINY ASS HUMAN BITCHES NEED MY HELP SOMEWHERE SO I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO GO TO THEM.
PUSSIES.
IT’S BEEN FUN, EVEN IF THE MAJORITY OF YOU ARE WEIRD.
WEIRD IN A GOOD WAY.
WHATEVER. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
I’D TELL BAHAMUT TO BEHAVE HIMSELF BUT HE’S GOT SHELINDA SO I’M NOT TOO...
January 2012
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December 2011
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santamut:
YUP.
HM. RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.
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santamut:
cutusapath:
santamut:
HEH, WHATEVER. I STILL KNOW YOU’RE A GOOD FRIEND WHO WILL COME THROUGH FOR ME.
*SNORTS*
YEAH, YEAH…
-SMIRKS-
I DON’T SEE YOU DENYING IT. SO STOP YOUR BITCHING AND GET BACK ON BOARD.
I KNOW, I KNOW.
SO DO WE HAVE ALL OF THE PRESENTS SO FAR?
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santamut:
HEH, WHATEVER. I STILL KNOW YOU’RE A GOOD FRIEND WHO WILL COME THROUGH FOR ME.
*SNORTS*
YEAH, YEAH…
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santamut:
cutusapath:
WHO SAID I AGREED TO THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE?!
THE FACT THAT YOU’VE BEEN EAGER TO HELP ME DESPITE YOUR BITCHING, EVEN THOUGH I NEVER ASKED YOU.
I WAS NEVER EAGER TO HELP. I JUST…GRUDGINGLY WENT WITH THE FLOW.
YEAH, THAT’S IT.
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santamut:
cutusapath:
HA-HA. VERY FUNNY.
YOU’RE LUCKY WE’RE FRIENDS.
I WOULD’VE STOMPED ON YOUR ASS A LONG TIME AGO.
IF WE WEREN’T FRIENDS YOU WOULDN’T HAVE AGREED TO THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE.
WHO SAID I AGREED TO THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE?!
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tsunami-smash a réagi à votre billet : tsunami-smash a réagi à votre billet : *STARES AT…
… WHY ARE YOU PULLING THE SLEIGH?
BECAUSE BAHAMUT’S AN IDIOT AND HE COULDN’T JUST WRANGLE UP A FEW FLYING DEER TO DO THE JOB FOR HIM.
HE DECIDED TO USE ME AS HIS GODDAMN SLEIGH PULLER EVEN THOUGH HE NEVER REALLY ASKED ME. HE KIND OF JUST ANNOUNCED IT.
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santamut:
cutusapath:
THERE’S TONS OF FUN.
THEY GET THEIR PRESENTS WHILE I GET TO STAY WARM AND COZY INDOORS.
IT’S A WIN-WIN SITUATION.
I CAN SET YOU ON FIRE. WILL THAT KEEP YOU WARM?
HA-HA. VERY FUNNY.
YOU’RE LUCKY WE’RE FRIENDS.
I WOULD’VE STOMPED ON YOUR ASS A LONG TIME AGO.
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santamut:
cutusapath:
santamut a réagi à votre billet : *STARES AT THE GIANT-ASS SLEIGH* ARE YOU FUCKING…
YES.
HEY LEVIATHAN.
AND WHY
CAN’T WE JUST USE OUR MAGIC TO PUT THIS SHIT UNDER THEIR STUPID TREES OR WHATEVER
WHERE’S THE FUN IN THAT, LAZYASS?
THERE’S TONS OF FUN.
THEY GET THEIR PRESENTS WHILE I GET TO STAY WARM AND COZY INDOORS.
IT’S A WIN-WIN SITUATION.
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tsunami-smash a réagi à votre billet : *STARES AT THE GIANT-ASS SLEIGH* ARE YOU FUCKING…
… ODIN?
santamut a réagi à votre billet : *STARES AT THE GIANT-ASS SLEIGH* ARE YOU FUCKING…
YES.
HEY LEVIATHAN.
AND WHY
CAN’T WE JUST USE OUR MAGIC TO PUT THIS SHIT UNDER THEIR STUPID TREES OR WHATEVER
*STARES AT THE GIANT-ASS SLEIGH*
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
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Ifrit →
santamut:
JUST THINK OF ALL THE GOOD WE’RE DOING. AND THE ASSHOLES WE GET TO FUCK UP.
TRYING, I’M TRYING..
santamut:
cutusapath:
IT’S LIKE THERE’S TWO EXTREMELY OVERWEIGHT TODDLERS SITTING ON MY HEAD.
IT’S NOT A GREAT FEELING.
THAT’S AN ODD COMPARISON BUT OKAY.
*SNORTS AND SCRATCHES HIS ANTLERS AGAINST A TREE AGAIN*
JUST FOUR MORE STUPID DAYS.
santamut:
cutusapath:
santamut a réagi à votre billet : *BUMPS HIS HEAD AGAINST A TREE, TRYING TO SCRATCH…
WE’RE ALMOST THERE DAMMIT.
I KNOW I KNOW BUT THESE GODDAMN ANTLERS
THEY CAN’T BE THAT BAD.
IT’S LIKE THERE’S TWO EXTREMELY OVERWEIGHT TODDLERS SITTING ON MY HEAD.
IT’S NOT A GREAT FEELING.
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santamut a réagi à votre billet : *BUMPS HIS HEAD AGAINST A TREE, TRYING TO SCRATCH…
WE’RE ALMOST THERE DAMMIT.
I KNOW I KNOW BUT THESE GODDAMN ANTLERS
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HEY
JUST SO YOU KNOW
I THINK YOU PEOPLE SHOULD LEAVE SANTAMUT A PLATE OF CUPCAKES AND HIS ODINDEER SOME BACON APPLES ON CHRISTMAS EVE
Y’KNOW
TO SHOW YOUR FUCKING GRATITUDE FOR THE SHIT THEY PULL OFF FOR YOU
*BUMPS HIS HEAD AGAINST A TREE, TRYING TO SCRATCH HIS ANTLERS*
I CAN’T GET USED TO THESE THINGS DAMMIT
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HEY BAHAMUT
santamut:
PROBABLY BECAUSE IT’S THE FIRST TIME WE’RE BEING ADMIRED INSTEAD OF WORSHIPPED HAHA.
HM, YOU HAVE A POINT THERE.
HEY BAHAMUT
santamut:
cutusapath:
santamut:
ALL OF THE ASS.
Y’KNOW, IT FEELS PRETTY GOOD.
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
I GUESS THIS IS WHAT THOSE HUMANS CALL ‘HOLIDAY SPIRIT’.
I GUESS SO. HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE WE’VE BEEN LOOKED UP TO LIKE THIS?
HAH, IF I ACTUALLY TOOK THE TIME TO REMEMBER WE’D BE HERE FOREVER.
HEY BAHAMUT
santamut:
ALL OF THE ASS.
Y’KNOW, IT FEELS PRETTY GOOD.
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
I GUESS THIS IS WHAT THOSE HUMANS CALL ‘HOLIDAY SPIRIT’.
HEY BAHAMUT
santamut:
cutusapath:
MOOGELFS.
HAH.
AW AND THEY’RE WEARING LITTLE HATS.
I KNOW. ISN’T IT THE MOST ADORABLE SWEATSHOP AWESOME WORKSHOP EVER?
IT’S FUCKING SPLENDID.
THIS IS PERFECT. CHRISTMAS IS GONNA KICK ASS.
HEY BAHAMUT
santamut:
cutusapath:
santamut:
HEH, YOU’RE A GOOD FRIEND. YEAH, I’M GETTING ALL THIS DOWN AND THEN WE CAN GET IT ALL SORTED. ALRIGHT?
SURE THING.
JUST LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANYMORE HELP.
I’LL SEE WHAT THE MOOGLE…ELF…THINGS…ARE DOING.
THEY’RE CALLED MOOGELFS.
AND GO AHEAD, I THINK FILO SHOULD STILL BE WITH THEM.
MOOGELFS.
HAH.
AW AND THEY’RE WEARING LITTLE HATS.
HEY BAHAMUT
santamut:
HEH, YOU’RE A GOOD FRIEND. YEAH, I’M GETTING ALL THIS DOWN AND THEN WE CAN GET IT ALL SORTED. ALRIGHT?
SURE THING.
JUST LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANYMORE HELP.
I’LL SEE WHAT THE MOOGLE…ELF…THINGS…ARE DOING.
HEY BAHAMUT
santamut:
cutusapath:
NEED HELP WITH THE CHRISTMAS PRESENT THINGERS
YOU’RE KIND OF MY RIDE. SO YOU’RE ALREADY HELPING.
FEH.
WELL I MEANT ARRANGING GIFTS AND SHIT.
YOU CAN’T POSSIBLY TAKE ALL OF THAT ON YOUR OWN.
HEY BAHAMUT
NEED HELP WITH THE CHRISTMAS PRESENT THINGERS
Deer Santa,
santamut:
cutusapath:
santamut:
cutusapath:
HM. SHOULDN’T BE TOO HARD.
I GUESS WE SHOULD START NOW SINCE THERE’S ONLY A FEW DAYS LEFT UNTIL WE HAVE TO GIVE THE PRESENTS.
YEAH I GUESS. BUT ARE WE GONNA HAVE TO KEEP THEM TIED UP IN A CLOSET UNTIL IT’S TIME TO DELIVER OR WHAT?
UM, I GUESS SO.
IF THEY ESCAPED ONCE THERE’S A GOOD CHANCE THEY’LL TRY TO ESCAPE AGAIN.
ALRIGHT LET’S DO THIS...
Deer Santa,
santamut:
cutusapath:
HM. SHOULDN’T BE TOO HARD.
I GUESS WE SHOULD START NOW SINCE THERE’S ONLY A FEW DAYS LEFT UNTIL WE HAVE TO GIVE THE PRESENTS.
YEAH I GUESS. BUT ARE WE GONNA HAVE TO KEEP THEM TIED UP IN A CLOSET UNTIL IT’S TIME TO DELIVER OR WHAT?
UM, I GUESS SO.
IF THEY ESCAPED ONCE THERE’S A GOOD CHANCE THEY’LL TRY TO ESCAPE AGAIN.
Deer Santa,
santamut:
cutusapath:
EXCELLENT.
ALL OF THEM ARE ON THE NICE LIST, AND ALL OF THOSE WISHES ARE DOABLE.
THIS CHRISTMAS THING IS GONNA BE KICKASS.
WE’RE ALSO GONNA HAVE TO GO ON A MANHUNT. JENOVA WANTS HER KIDS BACK…
HM. SHOULDN’T BE TOO HARD.
I GUESS WE SHOULD START NOW SINCE THERE’S ONLY A FEW DAYS LEFT UNTIL WE HAVE TO GIVE THE PRESENTS.
Deer Santa,
santamut:
cutusapath:
santamut:
A LOT.
I WANNA READ THEM TOO.
I HOPE THEY’RE ALL FROM THE PEOPLE ON THE NICE LIST.
LET’S SEE…
-PULLS OUT HIS NOTEBOOK-
LUXIERE WANTS SOME MOVIES. POROM WANTS BOOKS, SICE WANTS TO SEE IZANA TIED UP. EIGHT WANTS SOME GOD HANDS. AERITH WANTS ME TO PUNCH LUX. JESSIE WANTS A BIG GUN. CARLA WANTS SICE’S MONEY. AND ZACK WANTS LUX TO GROW A PAIR.
EXCELLENT.
...
Deer Santa,
santamut:
A LOT.
I WANNA READ THEM TOO.
I HOPE THEY’RE ALL FROM THE PEOPLE ON THE NICE LIST.
Deer Santa,
santamut:
unusuallyhighbadnesslevel:
Stitch want a new spess ship. And a gitar. That’s it.
But Stitch want things for his ohana. A new dress for Aliss, and pants for Kuja. Kuja has no pants.
Also, something that Trey and Jaj Majista will liek.
Mery Crissmas.
-Stitch
GOT IT
UH, HOW MANY LETTERS DID YOU GET IN THE PAST FEW DAYS?
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santamut:
OH. APPARENTLY THE HUMANS LEAVE OUT OFFERINGS TO US LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS. EXCEPT IT’S NOT WINE AND A SACRIFICE BUT MILK AND COOKIES.
…I ACTUALLY PREFERRED THE WINE AND SACRIFICE BUT I GUESS MILK AND COOKIES ARE AN ACCEPTABLE SUBSTITUTE
.....
santamut:
cutusapath:
*PEERS AT THE NOTEBOOK*
WHERE’D YOU GET ALL THAT FROM?
SHELINDA AND OTHER HUMANS HAVE BEEN FILLING ME IN.
WELL, I HOPE WE KNOW WHAT WE’RE DOING.
.....
santamut:
cutusapath:
HUH. SOUNDS LIKE A FOOD.
WELP. MOOGLES ARE GOOD ENOUGH.
SO WHEN ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO THIS? NEXT WEEK OR SOMETHING?
UH…
-CHECKS NOTEBOOK-
BASICALLY AT THIS TIME 10 DAYS FROM NOW.
*PEERS AT THE NOTEBOOK*
WHERE’D YOU GET ALL THAT FROM?
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santamut:
cutusapath:
…DAMN.
WELL.
WHERE DO WE GET THE PRESENTS FROM?
APPARENTLY THESE THINGS CALLED “ELFS” MAKE THEM. I COULDN’T FIND ANY SO I JUST GOT MOOGLES TO DO IT.
HUH. SOUNDS LIKE A FOOD.
WELP. MOOGLES ARE GOOD ENOUGH.
SO WHEN ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO THIS? NEXT WEEK OR SOMETHING?
.....
santamut:
cutusapath:
santamut:
YEAH, YOU DO. ALONG WITH BEATING NAUGHTY CHILDREN APPARENTLY WE REWARD THE GOOD ONES TOO.
REWARD THE GOOD ONES?
WITH WHAT?
LESS PAIN?
-CHECKS A NOTEBOOK-
NOPE. PRESENTS.
…DAMN.
WELL.
WHERE DO WE GET THE PRESENTS FROM?
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santamut:
YEAH, YOU DO. ALONG WITH BEATING NAUGHTY CHILDREN APPARENTLY WE REWARD THE GOOD ONES TOO.
REWARD THE GOOD ONES?
WITH WHAT?
LESS PAIN?
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santamut:
cutusapath:
santamut a réagi à votre billet : ………………FINE.
GOOD.
WHAT?
…NOTHING.
UH.
SO DO I HAVE TO DRAG YOUR SCALY ASS IN A SLEIGH OR SOME SHIT OR
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santamut a réagi à votre billet : ………………FINE.
GOOD.
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..................FINE.
santamut a réagi à votre billet : NOT A GOOD ENOUGH ANSWER, ASSHOLE
STOP YOUR BITCHING AND THINK OF THE KIDS. WE’LL GET TO SERIOUSLY FUCK UP THE NAUGHTY ONES AND YOU COULD DO MORE DAMAGE WITH THE ANTLERS.
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NOT A GOOD ENOUGH ANSWER, ASSHOLE
santamut a réagi à votre billet : WHY
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WHY
santamut a réagi à votre billet : …THESE ANTLERS SUCK.
…THESE ANTLERS SUCK.
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EIDOLON.
kwehven a réagi à votre billet : …WELL, YOU SHOULD.
she isn’t. [gets comfy] so you’re her—
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